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~Nuffers:iconNuffers:

is slightly less deathly pale  

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  • Deviant since Dec 22, 2006, 9:43 PM
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Journal Entry: Mon Jun 9, 2008, 11:14 AM
I'm out of school now... mebbe I'll tackle the giant pile of deviations and journals that I haven't seen yet. No promises, though. >>

And now, a quiz I stole from :icontehmomo:

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Melissa needs an adoptive family who will support her continuing need for therapy.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Melissa looks like a piece of plain, trailer park trash in desperate need of a tan.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Okay, so melissa says I have to update or she will stop updating. (Oddly appropriate. :o)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search
A: What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex -- love, mainly, but also that human contact and respect and mutual affection.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: princess melissa does hooters. (Yeah, RIGHT. XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in google search:
A: idk, melissa hates when i give her lapdances =(

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: DeLush Melissa asks: "What's your favorite facial exfoliator?" (WTF?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search
A: MELISSA GOES BALD FOR THE GRAMMYS

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: In her free time, Melissa likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: melissa eats the pubic hair (D:)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: It made me wonder if Melissa wears a strapless black bra often? (No. No, I don't. XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Heather tossed herself over the banister, making it appear that Melissa had tossed her, and Melissa was arrested for both assault and attempted murder of Heather... (I think my mom watches that soap opera. :o)

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Reading: Mostly Harmless
  • Watching: Youtube videos
  • Playing: NationStates (I founded Mudkipsiztan!)
  • Drinking: Water

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 94/(.25*2^5-4*2)-3*55/5+1-1*9*1/9
  • Current Residence: Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
  • Interests: video games, reading, writing, animals, being random, anime, and manga
  • Favourite movie: Spirited Away, Bad Santa, Little Miss Sunshine
  • Favourite poet or writer: Colfer, Paolini, MacHale, Rowling, Pullman, Nix, Adams
  • Operating System: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! *twitches*
  • Wallpaper of choice: I spend too much of my time on the Internet to remember...
  • Favourite game: Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon: Magical Melody, Super Smash Bros. Melee, New Super Mario Bros.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube, Wii, Nintendo DS. I'm a Nintendork.
  • Personal Quote: "I suppose the discovery of Atlantis will have to wait."
  • Tools of the Trade: Tiny pencils missing erasers, graphing paper, and ugly notebooks.

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=0Hamster0:icon0Hamster0: Jun 22, 2008, 8:54:30 AM
I got 61. :confused: :lol:
Or... -2.84848485 :O :lmao:

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=pichu4850:iconpichu4850: Apr 21, 2008, 4:08:04 PM
thanks for the watch 8) ! :trout:

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*Flore-stock:iconFlore-stock: Apr 10, 2008, 4:41:18 PM
Many thank's for the :+fav: :hug:
~2-peacemaker:icon2-peacemaker: Apr 10, 2008, 3:42:56 PM
hey nuffie. Haven't u seen abnormal weirdness before? i mean it's not like a pay attention in sunday school, what do you think i was doing? neway thanks for the fave!

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~amiens:iconamiens: Mar 24, 2008, 6:03:36 PM
Thank you for the :+fav: on "Winds of Change" [link] Have a great week! :)

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~m-i-s-H-y:iconm-i-s-H-y: Mar 16, 2008, 5:40:11 AM Mood: Love
hi! thanks for the fav again! ^_^

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*Yazzy:iconYazzy: Mar 14, 2008, 6:44:54 PM
thanks for the fav :)

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~Chuck-Minter:iconChuck-Minter: Mar 12, 2008, 8:18:04 AM
Your age is incalculable, you are GOD! (hails)

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~amiens:iconamiens: Mar 7, 2008, 7:14:26 PM
Thanks for adding "Twilight" [link] to your favorites. :)

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~PinkyPinkee:iconPinkyPinkee: Mar 7, 2008, 8:21:12 AM
thankie for watchin ^^

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~amiens:iconamiens: Mar 6, 2008, 6:28:24 PM
Thanks so much for the :+fav: on "Badlands" [link] :)

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~alexpal:iconalexpal: Mar 5, 2008, 12:46:54 AM
As always thaks for the favs gorl!! :)

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*MonsieurFantasy:iconMonsieurFantasy: Mar 4, 2008, 3:34:17 AM
Thank you Nuffers :)

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~Nuffers:iconNuffers: Feb 29, 2008, 10:58:06 AM
Sowwy.

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~itakun666:iconitakun666: Feb 28, 2008, 8:11:12 PM
Sad ="(

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ItaKun: Yes, it is. Thor took his hammer in one hand a chisel in the other and sculpted your ass perfectly.

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~Nuffers:iconNuffers: Feb 28, 2008, 7:43:59 PM
Then you don't get my age. :P

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*Eaglefire:iconEaglefire: Feb 27, 2008, 11:07:32 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:!

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~itakun666:iconitakun666: Feb 27, 2008, 10:20:02 PM
but but but ='( i failed math, im a lit guy

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Dini: ...i-it's not that amazing...
ItaKun: Yes, it is. Thor took his hammer in one hand a chisel in the other and sculpted your ass perfectly.

Go visit ~Jack042 and read his web comic 6X9 College. 8D
~Nuffers:iconNuffers: Feb 27, 2008, 8:05:10 PM
Not telling. Figure out the equation. XD

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=TehMomo:iconTehMomo: Feb 9, 2008, 12:47:22 PM
HEY!

DO YOU WANNA FEEL SO ENERGETIC?

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~itakun666:iconitakun666: Jan 30, 2008, 9:12:16 PM
thanks for the watch XD

but for the love of god lass how old are you?

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Dini: ...i-it's not that amazing...
ItaKun: Yes, it is. Thor took his hammer in one hand a chisel in the other and sculpted your ass perfectly.

Go visit ~Jack042 and read his web comic 6X9 College. 8D
~m-i-s-H-y:iconm-i-s-H-y: Jan 30, 2008, 10:44:26 AM Mood: Affection
awwh.. thanks for the fav dear

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=bladebandit:iconbladebandit: Jan 26, 2008, 3:28:02 PM
Thanks for the fav! :D <3

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!Saucy-Chan:iconSaucy-Chan: Jan 22, 2008, 6:35:24 AM Mood: Affection
thanx for adding meh!^_^

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