I'm out of school now... mebbe I'll tackle the giant pile of deviations and journals that I haven't seen yet. No promises, though. >>

And now, a quiz I stole from

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Melissa needs an adoptive family who will support her continuing need for therapy.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Melissa looks like a piece of plain, trailer park trash in desperate need of a tan.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Okay, so melissa says I have to update or she will stop updating. (Oddly appropriate. )

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search
A: What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex -- love, mainly, but also that human contact and respect and mutual affection.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: princess melissa does hooters. (Yeah, RIGHT. XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in google search:
A: idk, melissa hates when i give her lapdances

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: DeLush Melissa asks: "What's your favorite facial exfoliator?" (WTF?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search
A: MELISSA GOES BALD FOR THE GRAMMYS

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: In her free time, Melissa likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: melissa eats the pubic hair (D

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: It made me wonder if Melissa wears a strapless black bra often? (No. No, I don't. XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Heather tossed herself over the banister, making it appear that Melissa had tossed her, and Melissa was arrested for both assault and attempted murder of Heather... (I think my mom watches that soap opera. )